We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.

NUTS

The Bouncing Check Dilemma

By Devon Abbott Thursday, June 27, 2024

A tenant was miffed when their rent check bounced. They had sent us the check and then, seeing the money still in their account, dashed off to buy groceries. By the time the check tried to clear, the funds were gone—spent on groceries! They were upset with us, but sometimes...

Cat Asthma?

By Devon Abbott Monday, June 24, 2024

In a quirky turn of events, one of our tenants reported mold in her house, claiming it was making her cat asthmatic. Our inspection team went in, searched high and low, but no mold was to be found. However, we did spot a portable air conditioning unit belonging to the tenant. Cou...

Time to make fun of ourselves.

By Devon Abbott Tuesday, June 18, 2024

We had an employee in the field who was home each day at Noon. We called to ask him what is going on? He said I do 8 hours a work in 4 hours. We fired him.

Century Link to Xfinity

By Devon Abbott Monday, March 11, 2024

Tenant wants to switch from Century Link to Xfinity. The switch was approved. Now the tenant wants a rent credit because Xfinity charged them a set up fee and they think someone else should pay for it. House had internet, tenant initiated the change and wants so...

High Blood Pressure Carpet

By Devon Abbott Monday, March 11, 2024

Tenant says the carpet is creating high blood pressure, please replace. Huh?

Moldy Grass?

By Devon Abbott Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Tenant calls our Emergency number on a weekend with this request. Our grass has mold (we are in Oregon and it rains all winter) Please come immediately and take care of our moldy grass, this is an emergency! Tenant was lovely to her credit, however was having major is...

Open Early

By Devon Abbott Wednesday, October 5, 2022

Tenant moving in, is literally sitting in our office at 7:15am, one hour fifteen minutes before we open and he is typing a one star review about us not being open early, while he is sitting on our couch and we are talking to him in our office. ???

Not quick enough? Let me blame you!

By Devon Abbott Wednesday, October 14, 2020

TERRIBLE company. The fence in our backyard that was falling apart when we moved in blew over in the wind and crashed onto my car. They won’t do anything about it and said to contact my car insurance company (for which I only have liability insurance, so that doesn’t ...

What No Weed?

By Devon Abbott Tuesday, September 15, 2020

A gentleman reached out to view an apartment home. After explaining that he would need to grow several Marijuana Plants on the complex property I let him know we would not be able to allow this. He responded by saying “I need a cool landlord, not a square landlord. YOUR LOS...

What? No Deposit Returned?

By Devon Abbott Thursday, September 10, 2020

A resident had vacated a property and returned keys to our office. As per normal protocol we inspected the home for damages and completed a check out list. The findings of the home were beyond anything any of us had ever seen. The home was a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom single family hom...

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