We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.


Blog Post Time to make fun of ourselves.

Time to make fun of ourselves.

We had an employee in the field who was home each day at Noon.  We called to ask him what is going on?  He said I do 8 hours a work in 4 hours.  We fired him.
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Blog Post Century Link to Xfinity

Century Link to Xfinity

Tenant wants to switch from Century Link to Xfinity.  The switch was approved.  Now the tenant wants a rent credit because Xfinity charged them a set up fee and they think someone else should pay for it.  House had internet, tenant initiated the change and wants so...
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Blog Post High Blood Pressure Carpet

High Blood Pressure Carpet

Tenant says the carpet is creating high blood pressure, please replace.  Huh?
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Blog Post Moldy Grass?

Moldy Grass?

Tenant calls our Emergency number on a weekend with this request.  Our grass has mold (we are in Oregon and it rains all winter) Please come immediately and take care of our moldy grass, this is an emergency!  Tenant was lovely to her credit, however was having major is...
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Blog Post Open Early

Open Early

Tenant moving in, is literally sitting in our office at 7:15am, one hour fifteen minutes before we open and he is typing a one star review about us not being open early, while he is sitting on our couch and we are talking to him in our office.  ???
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Blog Post Not quick enough? Let me blame you!

Not quick enough? Let me blame you!

TERRIBLE company. The fence in our backyard that was falling apart when we moved in blew over in the wind and crashed onto my car. They won’t do anything about it and said to contact my car insurance company (for which I only have liability insurance, so that doesn’t ...
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Blog Post What No Weed?

What No Weed?

A gentleman reached out to view an apartment home. After explaining that he would need to grow several Marijuana Plants on the complex property I let him know we would not be able to allow this. He responded by saying “I need a cool landlord, not a square landlord. YOUR LOS...
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Blog Post What? No Deposit Returned?

What? No Deposit Returned?

A resident had vacated a property and returned keys to our office. As per normal protocol we inspected the home for damages and completed a check out list. The findings of the home were beyond anything any of us had ever seen. The home was a 4 bedroom 3 bathroom single family hom...
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Blog Post What Pets'?

What Pets'?

We rented a home to a tenant that did not allow pets. The tenant stated on her application she had no pets. A neighbor called us to tell us there was a dog that would not stop barking throughout the day in the home for the past several weeks. When we called the tenant and she ans...
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Blog Post Cash It Faster!

Cash It Faster!

A tenant’s rent check was returned as an NSF.  We called to tell him and he stated it was our fault that his check bounced because he said we didn’t cash his rent check fast enough.
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