We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.

NUTS

Love Thy Neighbor… Quietly

By David Cota Thursday, May 15, 2025

Some tenants like to entertain. Others? Turn it into a nightly event series.We had a tenant who hosted a rotating guest list of late-night visitors—different partner, same volume setting: LOUD. Every. Single. Night.The real showstopper? After the nightly festivities wr...

Lawn and Order: Bedtime Edition

By System Saturday, May 10, 2025

We recently got a call from a very concerned neighbor complaining that one of our tenants was mowing their lawn… at 7 p.m.Why the outrage? Apparently, it was interfering with their kids’ bedtime.Look—we get it. Sleep is sacred. But so is yard care. Not everyone...

Thou Shalt Paint... But Beware Ye Carpet

By David Cota Saturday, May 3, 2025

Every now and then, we get a request so poetic, so enchanting, we momentarily forget we work in property management and not a medieval court.Enter: a homeowner channeling their inner Shakespeare to grant their tenants permission to paint. But not just a quick “sure, go ahea...

Lies, Lies, Lies... and a Full Calendar

By David Cota Wednesday, April 16, 2025

It’s been a theme lately—tenants and owners tossing out “lies, lies, lies” like it’s a Morgan Wallen and Jelly Roll collab. And this week’s top hit? A tenant flat-out called our supervisor a liar.Why? Because she was—wait for it&mdas...

Ghosting… But Not the Kind You Think

By David Cota Thursday, February 13, 2025

We get all sorts of emails from owners—rental requests, maintenance issues, leasing concerns. But this one? A little more Nutz than usual.A tenant reached out, not about a leaky faucet or a broken appliance, but to ask if anyone had died in the home. Apparently, t...

Lawn and Order: The Case of the Misdirected Mower

By David Cota Wednesday, February 5, 2025

In today’s episode of "How Did No One Notice?", we bring you a landscaper who has been faithfully mowing… the wrong yard. For months.That’s right—free lawn care, courtesy of sheer confusion. The landscaper didn’t catch it. The&nb...

Cuckoo for Lawsuits

By David Cota Monday, February 3, 2025

We’ve heard some wild tenant stories, but this one takes the cake—cereal, brownies, and a whole conspiracy sundae on top.Our lovely tenant reached out, casually informing us that she’s under FBI investigation. Oh, and the government is suing her for a billi...

Approval Amnesia: When Owners Forget Their Own Yes

By David Cota Monday, February 3, 2025

We love our owners. Really, we do. But sometimes, they hit us with a case of selective memory loss.Case in point: An owner approved a repair, green-lit the vendor, and everything was set. But once the invoice arrived? Suddenly, they swore they never approved a thing and...

The Case of the ‘Ignored’ Maintenance Request

By David Cota Monday, February 3, 2025

Some tenants demand immediate attention. Others? They demand it while completely ignoring reality.One tenant called in, furious, claiming we never sent anyone to address her maintenance request. No vendor, no response, no one taking her seriously. Sounds terrible, right?Exce...

Boiler Room: The Roof Caved, and So Did We

By David Cota Thursday, January 16, 2025

In today’s episode of "Why Did You Think This Was Okay?", a tenant decided their living room was the perfect spot for a commercial boiler. Yes, you read that right—a boiler designed for industrial spaces, just chilling (or, rather, heating) in the ...

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