We created this page to show a small taste of the nuttiness our staff deals with. Example: Tenant is moving in and requested to meet us early at our office, which we did, we were in the office an hour early. Tenants shows up early, and our team is here meeting with him. Tenant proceeds to leave us a review for not being in the office early, when he is actually sitting in our office, on the couch, an hour before we open. Some people are just Nuts.

NUTS

Garden Bandit

Garden Bandit

By David Cota Thursday, September 3, 2020

A tenant had a planter box and potted plant with two hand blown glass bulbs in them. A realtor emptied the planter box, then left and took the tenant's potted plant. Each glass bulb was $20, and the tenant expected to see her bulbs or $40 from her.

It gets better when the tenant described the thief...

The broker was in her 50’s, brown hair just above the shoulders, wears white, green gardening gloves, hangs out trimming plants and straightening garbage cans. Looks like she is smelling poop all of the time.

Lets have a good chuckle at her expense and also give her some credit for her sense of humor, shall we?

and thats the tea...






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David Cota
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Every ship needs its captain! David, founder and entrepreneur has been sailing the seas of sales and property management for over 25 years and runs a tight ship. His main priority is to provide the crew leading tools in the industry to be Rock Stars for our customers! David thrives on improving day to day and long-term company operations and becoming the best in the industry. It’s rare that David pulls away from his role as Captain, but when he does his long-term girlfriend keeps him smiling a...
Every ship needs its captain! David, founder and entrepreneur has been sailing the seas of sales and property management for over 25 years and runs a tight ship. His main priority is to provide the crew leading tools in the industry to be Rock Stars for our customers! David thrives on improving day to day and long-term company operations and becoming the best in the industry. It’s rare that David pulls away from his role as Captain, but when he does his long-term girlfriend keeps him smiling and grounded! He likes to play tennis, run and swim. David has 1 very special pet bird named A. J., a gift from entertainer Johnny Carson! If you saw David eating a fruit, it would be grapes, and there might even be someone at his side fanning him with palm leaves.
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